AISubs v3.7
Hello everyone! Welcome to Sleepy Quest.
We are going to continue... onward and... I think backward.
We're going that way, is what I'm saying.
So my current objective...
best I can tell, is to...
oop, hang on.
My current objective is to...
kill that thing, and then...
see if I can open this here door...
which, yes, I think will lead me back...
to the bonfire I've been using since the beginning.
Oh, missed.
Die.
Die some more. There you go.
[footsteps]
And I'll just-- yeah, I think this is the place!
Hooray!
Hello!
Don't mind me! Whoa!
[chuckle]
Yay, I survived!
[footsteps]
I guess I don't have to go all the way back, but...
[footsteps]
Eh, why not? Let's get ourselves...
back on full healing items, and then...
[footsteps]
and then we will return...
and go see about those golems back in the place...
that looked somewhat boss-like.
I may be wrong, but... we'll see.
[footsteps]
You know what occurs to me? I never actually looked at the descriptions for...
[footsteps]
this, um...
black iron gear.
Let's check it out.
[footsteps]
Helm of the Black Iron Tarkus
Oh, it's Tarkus' stuff!
Yay!
Built of a special black iron and providing strong defense, notably against fire,
but so heavy to be...
but so terribly heavy to be unwieldy to all but Tarkus himself.
It is pretty heavy.
[footsteps]
Doesn't seem like Tarkus took great care of his stuff.
[footsteps]
Very rusty-looking.
[footsteps]
All right, now to start making our way back.
[footsteps]
Oop, uh, to...not...not evading. That was not evading like I intended originally.
And you're blocking my way. That's...bad too. Okay, well...guess...this is not great...overall.
Yeah...
Ech.
Trying to take care of all of these guys here so that I can, uh, check out this item...
which is down here, I believe? Yes.
Is it just the one guy, or are there others?
Looks pretty clear. I think it's just you.
Alright.
Meh.
Stop with the jumping around! It's annoying!
There. Do that.
Titanite chunk. Nice!
Okay.
Now to start heading back through here.
Let's see what all this is about.
Hmm...
No archery. I've had it with archery.
There we go.
Good stuff.
Hidden path?
That'd be just great!
Is it a hidden path?
No.
Uhh...
Would've loved a hidden path.
I mean, those look like the standard golems, I think.
Just a little nervous about 'em is all.
You know, I'm gonna go back and run to the, uh, more close-by bonfire first.
I think it might end up being a shorter trip...
...than making that run every time.
Which is not to say that I'm expecting to die over and over in the very near future.
I'm just sayin'.
You know...
It's happened before.
I don't know if I checked this out. I probably should.
Let's investigate this.
Might be a little bit shorter...
...of a trip.
Oop!
Okay.
Getting a little better at it. Not great, but I'm getting a little better.
Think there's just one more? Yeah, OK.
Well, all right.
Nyeh!
Nyeh! I was hoping to get behind you!
Ah! Got me with the old one-two. Stop it!
I'm just not choosing good moments to, uh...
...to Estus.
There we go.
If I'm lucky, this door will open here and get me all the closer to my goal...
...which is...the bonfire I was at before.
Okay, this should be...I think safe? I forgot my rule already.
No, no. We're safe. This is good.
Okay, item one. Ooh, silver knight stuff!
This could be really cool.
Yep, already love it.
Can I wear it? How much heavier is it?
It's a little lighter...
...and it has good lightning defense.
I've been running into plenty of lightning problems.
How much lighter is it?
Alright, okay, so...
Got physical defense like sixty-eight...
...versus physical defense like...
...fifty-two. That is a pretty steep drop.
But it's definitely better than elite knight armor, so you know what? Let's...
Let's try this out!
Armor of the silver knight to protect on Orlando, when Lord Gwyn departed to link the fire.
Hmm. His knights split into two groups. The silver knights remained in the forsaken capital in the service of their goddess.
Interesting.
Getting a few more little details here and there.
I am excited to see how I look in this stuff.
And our weight's looking pretty good at this point.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
I like it. I think we're gonna wear this for a little bit.
Ah!
Heh, how did you know it was me?
I look just like you. What gave me away?
Ah!
Not managing stamina well...
...as usual.
Ah, I should have just done that before.
Anyway...
What do we got?
Oh yeah, we are back here, great!
Hooray!
And I can see my buddy again...
...which always brings me joy. Hey, buddy!
Getting this down to a science!
Come on out of here.
Yep, too early.
Too early again!
Agh!
Oho! Bad!
I should check my poise. It may be down enough that I should go back to the, uh...
wolfering again, now that I'm not wearing the big, heavy stuff.
Agh!
Blocking too good!
Yeah, I deserve that.
I definitely deserve that.
[sigh]
I was shown repeatedly that that didn't work, and I kept doing it.
Let's check...
Poise is at 47, so that's definitely down. Let's...
try putting the wolfering back on, which bumps us up to 87, which is a good number.
And makes us shine, so...
yeah.
Agh!
[gunshots and moaning]
I'm... I'm really just getting reckless at this point. It may be that I am too tired to actually properly play Dark Souls, but...
at the very least, I'm getting some good practice in.
Okay, I am clearly not in any state to be playing Dark Souls.
'Cause this is getting pretty bad.
I'm having real trouble with these guys all of a sudden. I'm starting to think it may be...
that I need to...
call it a night and try this again in the morning.
When I'm a little bit more mentally sharp.
'Cause I am not right now.
Not even a little.
And if I'm having this much trouble with these guys...
I shudder to think what'd happen if I tried to go fight a boss.
Man!
He is good at closing distance.
Whew!
All right, that's the right thing to do to him, though.
Go around on the right side, try to get behind him.
Getting the hang of it.
All right, we'll go take out this guy!
Ugh, archers. Come on. Hey, thought I was blocking you. That's okay. Alright.
There aren't any other archers lurking around, waiting to cause me problems with this golem stuff, are there? I hope not.
What?
What's happening?
That makes me nervous. That makes me very nervous. And that makes me nervous also!
My, my!
They are large and pretty.
Ha! Gotcha!
Oh boy.
Whoa! Hey! There's two! There's two! There's two!
Hello!
Wow, you guys are big!
Eesh.
Can you open this door?
Nope.
Hmm.
But you're not rushing me, though. Interesting.
Well, maybe you are.
What are you doing?
OK. No, you are just a golem. We're OK.
Oh, no. Whew! Close.
Hey, stop it! No!
Okay. Whew, three thousand souls for that guy.
Hey, what do we got here?
"Try lever." I will!
Whoosh.
And what happens? Door opens!
Is it the door I'm thinking of? It is!
Awesome!
That always feels so good.
Opening a door...
that's gonna make your life easier down the road.
Yep. Oh, okay, bad dodge.
Which is to say, not dodge at all.
What's happening? Ah, that's different, okay.
Whoop.
Okay.
Ow.
Lackluster dodging on my part.
Ow! Come on, actually dodge! Whoa, hey!
Nope. Bad.
Huh. Yeah, I guess that's what we're both doing, huh?
Nice. Okay.
So that's handled.
Gonna have a lot of souls.
Try rolling.
Try fatty.
Hmm...
You know what? Now that I've opened this door, give me just a minute to go get refilled on all the flasks.
And then we will come back and take care of business.
Alright, I'm feeling pretty certain that I'm heading into a boss fight and...
I am prepared to give it one... good, honest try...
and... I will probably fail almost immediately, but I would love to at least see what I'm in for before I call it a night.
Alright, I'm gonna see if I can just run past everybody...
Whew!
They do run fast, though.
Whew! Boy...
This is definitely not a...
safe method
But I can make it!
All right, let's get in there. Face our death!
Oh boy. Cut scene, boss.
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho
Uh-oh
Wow
They look awesome
And I am very scared for my life
Dealing with two guys at once is definitely intense
Hup! 'Kay, ho!
Oh, wow
Whoa-ho-ho! You move quick!
All right.
This is going to be interesting. Okay. All right.
Oh, boy. Okay.
Wow. Man, oh, man.
Not easy finding openings.
These guys are a really cool looking pair, though.
Oh dear. Okay. It's alright, just take it slow. Slow and careful. More careful than that. Ow, that hurt.
Okay, okay, okay. Hey yay yay yay.
Whew!
Can't dodge forever. I mean, I can try, but I'm...
[laughs]
But clearly, at some point, I'm going to slip up.
And against these guys, it seems like you've really only got room for one mistake.
Oh boy.
Will this block him? OK, good.
Seems like taking out the fast guy first is the way to go...
Ow! OK.
Hmm...
Whew, okay.
Ow, hey! Come on now.
Quite fair. Whoa!
All right, careful, careful...
Easy...
Aw, come on, I thought I got away from that one.
Ah! No!
No, no! Oh, no! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-kay!
Well, that is going to be a rough fight, I think.
Very rough indeed.
Interesting, though.
That is a cool fight, and I am looking forward to dying over and over trying to fight 'em.
But, uh... I'm sure you guys are looking forward to that, too.